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I seem to travel through my life ... bumping into people ... liking them ... then bringing out the worst in them.
The annoying bit is that I have not a fucking clue why ...
9am - phone rings - small answers it.
Little friend's birthday and he never said a word yesterday or the day before! I like that. Not grabby. He's a great friend to my boy. He got a PS3 for birthday and wants my lad to go over for the day to play it.
For 4 days I've been asking him to tidy his room, he made a couple of half-hearted attempts but we both knew it wasn't happening. He gets distracted y'see. He's such a gangsta
- gets playing with wee plastic soldiers and making wooden bricks into roads and shoe-boxes into barracks. Tidying just ain't gonna happen.
Well, this morning his room was spotless and he was outta the door by 9.30 
Thursday - it's Starbux Day. My pal showed up at 11am. She dressed my arm as the graze was still weepy (she's medically trained and I'm guff)
It's actually sunny here today! Woohoo!
Had a Full Monty english brekkie in Tatties ... yum.
Bought Maroon 5's new one. Spent a small fortune in the chemists. Felt sick with the noise pollution that was 'buskers' in the town centre. Too many in too small an area ... and using amps. I like real buskers.
*ached*
still feeling like someone beat me with a baseball bat
Went to Starbux. Chai latte *drool* and a butterfly cake. Not with real butterflies 
Thank you caretaker lady in the public toilets - who knew I was queueing and no-one else was, and called to me, pointing at an empty one *hug* I musta looked so simple standing there ... like a polite doofus I felt like hugging her. It's the little things.
So so so tired now. My body is desperate to lie down and sleep but I'm a rebel against my own mortality I WILL NOT GIVE IN!!!
*thud*
Thanks to you bloggy friends for the giggle and nice things down there
*points to blog below*
Went out to collect the wheelie bin last night. It got emptied a day late cossa the bank holiday - suddenly remembered at 11.30.
Walked out back door, lifted bag of rubbish to take with me ... *wondering if bin would still be there or nicked* 
*ouch*
Next thing I know - I'm on the ground with popcorn and 'things' round me and I can't take my hand off my other elbow cos it feels wet and I'm scared of pain. Gotta real shock with that one. Felt very weepy but blocked it.
Small person had moved a huge bucket thing (full of soil and sleeping Hostas) from the front of shed door, left it on the darkest bit of the path. I found it.
My whole body aches from pulled muscles, bruises and scuffs.
It doesn't sound like much but it's tilted my mood a little.
* No flowers please *
Why do they all have to come round my house? eh?
Sunday afternoon - boy home "can I phone X to come round?"
"yeah sure"
Sunday evening - "can he sleep over?"
"yeah sure"
Monday night - "can he sleep over again"
"tidy yer room and I'll think about it" (yes)
Tuesday morning - X goes home
Tuesday afternoon - "can Z come round?"
ok
Tuesday teatime - "can Z sleep over?"
*sigh* ok
It sounds like I'm a mug, but I'm planning for the future. Remember how it feels when yer kid's always at a friend's house? 
I'm hoping to have at least some of the week doing all sorts of wildly enjoyable things that you can't do around children tidying up the bombsite that is my house now that half-term is here.
Yeah right.
You know me better than that.
Wear my PJs all day guilt-free more like
and hump the sofa to my heart's delight
Bluddy hormones
* I have a sticky-out mole on my neck and when in primary school my best friend asked if I had a piece of dinner on my neck
D 
* My aunt's father-in-law was a chief in Enuga, Nigeria
* I've never met my father-in-law.
* I've been to 3 Zappa gigs and they were f'kin excellent (they did loads of Beatles covers and Ravel's Bolero)
* I don't believe all the accusations in my head anymore
* I'm addicted to Destructo-Match 2 and spider solitaire
* It's been nearly 2 years 
Avrilo asked me to do them. It took quite a while!
It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?".
The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron.".
When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!".
I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy".
"I know", she replied, "but what's growing in your butt?"
bored to death ... well, not literally ... that'd be some way to go, huh?
It's the lad's turn for PC now 
see ya later xxx
There's a word I've just used ... gormless
I love that word
Is there a word ... gorm?
My firefox spell-checker thinks not 
But you won't see the wiggly red line when I post this - unless I do this *snap*
Oh FFS I have too much time on my handsD
My brain's still all over the place
optimism ................................ pessimism
one extreme to the other
probably hormones, eh?
Do any of you get pain during ovulation?
I looked on the net and apparently 1 in 5 women get chronic pain when they ovulate. I discovered someone else saying they feel sick with it, so I feel a bit less alone now.
I feel bluddy awful right now but I know it'll pass.
They say it can be because of PID or endometriosis. I've had it for years and it's getting worse 
Think I'll book an appointment to get it checked. So phucked off with it.
Sorry. Don't usually post about this kinda stuff. Just so achey right now.
“Each person tagged gives 7 random facts about themselves. Those tagged need to write in their blogs the 7 facts, as well as the rules of the game. You need to tag seven others and list their names on your blog. You have to leave those you plan on tagging a note in their comments so they know that they have been tagged and to read your blog.”
My 7 things:
* I love stripey things
* My bro used to say I was the kiss of death, cos several of our friends who died in Scotland were old snogs of mine!
* I was a coil baby
* The longest I've quit smoking for was 6 weeks, but I'm gonna quit properly soon
* I have a grudge against Radio Devon as they don't give their staff time off *cough*
* I feel a bit sick right now cos I ate too many dark choc ginger biscuits it's not that, it's frickin ovulation - GAH!
* I like cute imaginative gifts (i.e. I was looking for an album this week and my lovely friend created 4 email accounts and signed up for 2 downloads per email, to get me the album) *swoon* mega sweet
I tag...
Purple Dragon, Flicky, Louisa, ParsleySage, Helly (already tagged), idontknowwhy, CJ and rowtheboat feck bloglikesit
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The Keys to Your Heart |
 You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage. In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. |
Being human
What if I break it?
What if I'm not enough?
What if you get bored?
What if I'm too much?
What if I let you down?
What if I've missed something?
What if they don't know how much you mean to me?
What if you get tired of my brain?
What if they don't know what I mean to you?
What if I get scared and be a tensed-up ball of stress because I misunderstand you?
What if I put everything I am into it?
What if you are the centre of my universe?
What if my heart feels physically full up every time I hear your voice/see your face/touch your hand?
What if there's a disaster tomorrow and I can't get to you in time?
What if none of this matters cos you wipe it all out with a word?
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You Are a Good Friend Because You're Loyal |
 You stick with your friends no matter what, even if you feel like they're doing the wrong thing. You believe in letting people figure out their own path in life. It's not your place to interfere. And part of your loyalty means that you'll do a lot for your friends. You definitely go the extra mile. You'll even do great things for friends without them asking. After all, that's what friendship is all about. You are truly a friend for life. And you have friends you've known since you were a kid. Your friends can count on you to do a favor, remember a birthday, or just be there to listen. Your friends need you most when: They can't turn to anyone else You really can't be friends with: Fickle people who change friends quickly Your friendship quote: "Friendship doubles your joys, and divides your sorrows." |
Them - "What do you think about God ..."
Me - "I'll stop ya right there, I'm a christian" (ok, not a great one but still ...)
Them - "Have you always been a christian?"
Me - *puzzled look* "That's not possible, is it really?"
Them - *flustered* "What do you think the future is going to be like ...?"
Me - "Well in the very near future I shall be (hopefully) eating toast and drinking a nice cup of Earl Grey for my brekkie" *big grin*
Them - "Oh, sorry for disturbing you blahdeeblahblah"
*result!!!*
*munchmunch*
Nicked from Ladee B
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You Belong in London |
 A little old fashioned, and a little modern. A little traditional, and a little bit punk rock. A unique soul like you needs a city that offers everything. No wonder you and London will get along so well. |
Got my hair cut last week, as you know.
I discovered today that as I have a fringe again ... of a mornin' it looks something like this ...
or maybe this ...
Still, it gives me summat to smile about
no, I don't use that to 'gel' it up!
See the comments 2 posts down, from Walrus.
But
Andy genius sexy gorgeousness Spencer did it
Has anyone else had problems with firefox today?
I got an update for the TabMix Plus and the Tab Catalogue this morning and ever since then I can't close some tabs, I'm having to close all 3 at once rather than any of them one at a time.
I know I'll get it fixed later on when A gets back, just wondering if anyone else is having this problem, mibbe a glitch with the update or just something needing tweaked? (behave)
... and I'll post it tomorrow
The other week my green wheelie bin went missing after I put it out for collection. It's the one for putting cooked and raw food, cardboard, garden waste and the yellow pages in. I phoned the police and they gave me an incident number. I phoned the council and they lined me up for a new one once the delivery arrived.
My buddy came to collect me last Thursday to go to our usual coffee haunt, Starbucks, and there it was - outside my front door. Not a new one .
