Nearly forgot.
I bought a pair of scissors cos my ex cut open Mini's cordless game controllers and bust the other pair I had. They were only £3.50 so I was dead chuffed but the label on the back made me giggle ...
Caution
Remove scissors from the pack by carefully cutting the tie with scissors and sliding them out.
ajnspencer
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Lol... I remember a well told tale of my Dad taking our telephone back (in the old days when you only had one) to the place they bought it to get it fixed and was told "when it's fixed we'll ring you!"