From Landers

1. Insurance companies often report less claims for the Friday 13th than any other day as people are more careful. Do you change your behaviour for this day?

... Not in the slightest although it's a great excuse if you need one.

2. Do you have a phobia?

... Not really but I used to be agoraphobic and when old-style ambulance sirens go off I go white and feel ill.

3. Does your phobia affect your life?

... The agoraphobia used to. All the usual stuff, running out of shops, not going places, hyperventilating, etc.

4. What's the strangest phobia you've heard of?

... I don't know anyone with an odd phobia. Landers fear of anything toothy is maybe the strangest one.

5. Complete this sentence: "Friday 13th is..."

... a load of bollocks.