If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say?

... oh shit

Do you trust all of your friends?

... I don't trust anyone fully, I do try to though

Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?

... naah, but God can make gold from ashes

Can you make a dollar in change right now?

... yip, Mini has dozens of foreign coins

Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor?

... TPF

What naughty word do you use too often?

... fuck, that's about it

Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?

... och just some yokel or other ;)

What's your most favourite scar?

... the one on my finger from squeezing a cracked cup *div*

When was the last time you flew in a plane?

... when I came back from signing paperwork for Mum's flat to be sold

What features do you find most attractive in the preferred sex?

... physical features? Eyes, lips, arms, trouser snake oh good grief I've gone all '80s ...

Fill in the blank. I love __________.

... Earl Grey tea

What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?

... being free from screaming nutters

If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended time who would you call?

... Mini

Where was your favourite picture taken?

... That one in Nando's

Honestly, what's on your mind right now?

... the old man who got his face kicked in (CrimeWatch)

If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?

... get rid of LW & MW from my life

What are you wearing right now?

... Black grey jeans and Sonic tee shirt

Ever had a bar fight?

... outside-a-bar fight - yeah

Who knows you the best?

Him

What have you bought, so far this week?

... hair clips, food, gas & leccie

Did you get in a fight with someone today?

... no

When was the last time you had a massage?

... months ago

Last person to see you cry?

... Mini & Maxi

What was the last TV show you watched?

... CrimeWatch

Who was the last person you hung out with?

... P

Have you ever taken a peek at someone else's diary?

... Yeah, that's how I found out I was being cheated on. Was 20 years ago.

*cough*

Needa cuppa now ...