From Landers

1. Have you ever successfully played a prank on anyone?
... naah, I'm guff at all that. Sometimes ex & I wind-up Mini with things like "Yeah Dad could come stay at your friend's house with you and hang out with you on Saturday" *mega straight face*

2. Has anyone ever successfully played a prank on you?
... probably (memory blank)

3. Do you think the moon landings were faked?
... not in a month of Sundays

4. What's the best April Fools day prank you've heard of?
... I liked the website set up, going on about how dangerous water is, only they used the chemical name (not H2O, it was summat else)

5. Complete this sentence: "Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice..."
... shame on George Dubya. Soz, that's all I can think of when I hear that one.