... but this might help (well, for you lot anyroads) 
1. When showering, do you start the water and then get in, or get in then start the water?
Always run it first. We had a temperamental shower when I lived in Mum's house. Never got over that. I don't have a shower now though but I will when me & Andy buy Lottery House
2. Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?
No. I buy the same bottle every time (T-Gel), so I know it all off by heart)
3. Do you moan in the shower like the people on the Herbal Essences commercial?
Naah, I save my moaning for blog 
4. Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
Yeah, ages ago.
5. Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
No but I used to share a bath with my bro, till I got to be too annoying 
6. Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
No
7. Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
Oh yes! And other stuff.
8. How old do you look?
Depends who's looking. I think I look about 40 but that mad yokel thinks otherwise 
9. How old do you act?
About 27, or 57 and a half.
10. What's the last song you sang?
Obladee obladaa (Gwen's version)
11. Have you recently become a member of anything?
Twitter? And like Nick, Divorced Parents Club 
12. What are your plans for the weekend?
Continually checking my bank account for CSA payment. Buying paint.
13. Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?
Are you suggesting that there are folk who only ever kiss with eyes closed or open? Weirdo ... both.
14. What's the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice?
Nothing that I can think of 
15. Does anything on your body itch right now?
Just my brain.
16. Who's the sexiest famous woman alive?
Anne Hathaway is gorgeous, and Gwennie.
17. Who's the sexiest famous man alive?
Robert Kazinsky.
18. Does every family have a crazy uncle?
Proberly 
I don't know my uncles well enough to know, but I reckon Greg is a bit of a nutter.
19. Have you ever smuggled something into your home country?
Where is home? Scotland or England? Can't decide 
Yes I have. Not sayin' what.
20. Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
Talent of any kind is attractive. Well, maybe not blowing bubbles through yer nose.
21. Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
LOL! I think not.
22. Have you ever finished off the popcorn and ate the junk from the bottom of the bag?
Highly doubtful.
23. Have you ever had sex in a tent?
Yes.
24. What about in a boat?
No.
25. Have you ever dated a Goth?
Er ... no. Goth's are pretty young usually. I'm frickin 40 y'know!
26. Can you fix your own car?
Even if I drove. Or owned a car. No.
27. Are you a beach person or a snowy mountain person?
Always the heat, always. Beach.
28. If money were not a problem, where would you like to live?
Gran Canaria, and USA somewhere, and Canada.
29. Soft bed or firm?
Firm.
30. Last thing received in the mail?
Mini's passport (phew!)
