I wasn't gonna bother cos I couldn't think of anything particularly interesting, but am bored.
1) I once grabbed a girl's tits on the way out of a nightclub
2) I once fell asleep inside a speaker at Mayfair, a reggae club in Glasgow
3) I was once mistaken for a prozzie
Guess the lie. I'll tell ya tomorrow.
scoobydoofus
Pro



Hmm. All quite believable but I'm gonna go for...
...number 3.