1) I once grabbed a girl's tits on the way out of a nightclub

2) I once fell asleep inside a speaker at Mayfair, a reggae club in Glasgow

3) I was once mistaken for a prozzie

Ha!

1) I did once grab a girl's tits on the way out a nightclub :)) It was an accident, Occifer, honest. We were in a queueueue to get out the club and I tripped over someone's handbag. She was in front of me and I'm sure she thought I did it on purpose. But that's cos I'm a paranoid wreck :))

2) My mate, Peter the barman, crashed out in a speaker at Mayfair. I think he'd been speeding and was on a come-down :P

3) Yip. I was with my mum, coming out of a station in Glasgow's west end, I was wearing a skirt and fishnets.

Older bloke - Have ye got the time, love?
Me - No, I don't have a watch.
O.B. - *staring intently* - Have you got the time?
Mum - *grabbing me away* - He thinks you're selling it!

Me - 88| :oops:

So. Nick & Mon. Yer right - it was 2 :>>